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Honey Demotivational Poster

HEY HONEY - I think the cat is in heat again ...

TAGS: honey cat in heat again
Rating: 4.4/5

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lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 7:58 pm

You're on a roll toinight, Mr. B!! Epic ones!~

YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce

TAGS: honey booboo
Rating: 4.74/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."

THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

TAGS: learning honeybooboo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!

THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!

TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is hot on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor shits. who are the two I'm missing?

HONEY - The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet

I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more

TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

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Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that photoshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of photoshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of butterfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital photo and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch butterflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant photoshop like... not photoship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP photoship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
Damn I wish I had photoshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a gay Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "Gay Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like Gay Skeletor is the new thing around here.


NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here

America -

TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am
R.I.P. Shirley Temple


TAGS: honeymoon over dog house cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2011, 12:51 pm


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
WOW!!!... 5 bees

PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.

TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

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RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm
I lol'd


TAGS: crime honey flower
Rating: 4.57/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed hookers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice one RL.

MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.

HONEYDEW BUBBLE TEA - A very poor substitute.

TAGS: honeydew bubble tea poor substitute
Rating: 2.69/5

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cousinit - August 29, 2011, 10:44 pm
I LOL'd, You got me! That stuff is soooo addicting...

HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"

THE LEARNING CHANNEL - For the love of God, tell me it's not seen outside of the United States!

TAGS: honey booboo
Rating: 4.36/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:30 pm
Unfortunately TLC is in Canada too. "God hep us all"
maoworks2 - October 5, 2012, 8:43 am
Ya We Do In England .

NORMAL PEOPLE - don't steal dirty panties to feel close to someone. Is That What You're Saying?

TAGS: but honey
Rating: 4.67/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:03 am
But..but..she wasnt using them!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Or, love it. Dammit... 'nother Guinness, please.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Ove it!!!
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:40 pm
Hey, I was only trying to get the laundry together! 5 Poodles!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:26 pm
ROR! 5L Airman!!!

WATERPARKS - They make us wet !!


TAGS: hey it is for charity honey
Rating: 4.45/5

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R.S.Jake - March 9, 2010, 2:44 pm
Well worth it!

ANIME - Honey, I don't care how turned on that damn Japanese cartoon made YOU... GET THAT THING OFF ME NOW!

TAGS: november challenge but honey now i have 10 hands to explore you with
Rating: 3.82/5

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shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
the japanese doing the things we wouldnt dream of doing


TAGS: honey pot addiction legal
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 7:22 am

easily the most expensive addition ever.


this is what happens -


TAGS: leisure time see you later honey off to the legion
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sean - May 28, 2009, 7:50 pm
Thanks, considered Workmanship as a title but MWLF's contribution to the Bulgy Challenge (Text: Pride & Craftsmanship (But mostly pride)) made Craftsmanship too funny to pass up.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 7:44 pm
Great workmanship.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
I used real duct tape on the text. Did to.


This.... Is... -

TAGS: this is sparta honey
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 2:26 pm
I know, I'm always running behind, lol.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:22 am

Excellent poster, except for the time factor~~waaaayyy too long. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 12:57 am
So that's why some guys say that... wasn't sure.
EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2013, 6:51 pm
Yes, it's important to pronounce it "sam-itch" so you remain charming.

Honey Wagon Train -

TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~




OMFG HONEY!!! - What the hell are you doing with the plumber in our bed?

TAGS: honey plumber bed
Rating: 3/5

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lesterinside - February 21, 2010, 10:38 am
just showing me how to unclogged the thingy, baby.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:31 am
just laying some pipe, Dear, just laying some pipe



TAGS: ck be bee sweet honey
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - May 19, 2011, 11:02 pm


TAGS: the honeymoon is over derby
Rating: 4.59/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 9:34 am
and it's "Panties" off like a flash, "Straight Up" pressing on the inside, "Heaving Breasts" picking up the pace, "Backdoor Romance" bringing up the rear, and as they near the wire, it's it's,it's "Moneyshot!" by a head bob. "Photo,for place and show" 5L






TAGS: roses day honest honey thats how you can get it ask rerun he gave it to his wife too
Rating: 3.81/5

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rerun - January 25, 2010, 4:43 pm

damn GS, I tell you thing is confidance and this is how you get me in even more trouble. And it wasn't from a toilet seat, it was from that chain link fence.
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 1:39 pm
Damn that was a good piece of...toilet seat...yeah, that's it! Ha ha!


TAGS: but honey
Rating: 3.48/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 7:05 pm
Collar?!? Re-think that...that ring is intended for the shaft.


TAGS: just drop me off on the way honey
Rating: 3.37/5

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spacedog - September 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
5 burning, red hot lions. And red pepper flakes work in a pinch too, experienced it a couple times.
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:37 pm
I'm positive that the ones i'd be soaking ARE drunk. So just to make sure though, I may just go ahead and be drunk myself.....
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:33 pm
and MO, water only fixes drunken stupid
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:32 pm
ya,all you gota say is you know their kid and they head for the hills lol!
Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 9:25 pm
Bear mace... that would be interesting. Do they, by any chance, make a specific mace for pumas? How about Cougars? The middle-aged women should be warned... 5/5
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:22 pm
Water fixes stupid?? Well fuckin A right!!!! I'm going into work tomorrow with a super soaker!!!
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
seen it done in a bet. a little water fixes it. i also seen bear mase sprayed inte face as a bet. work idea ever!!!...or best
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 tequila stunt men!!! Yeesh!!

BELIEVE IT OR NOT... - The one on the bottom-left is the oldest.

TAGS: ouran high school host club honey mitsukuni haninozuka
Rating: 3.05/5

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rerun - July 31, 2009, 8:10 pm

James always the leader in Timmy School.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 3:49 pm
Well thought out insult, James. You got me, I'm gay. How could you tell?
james - July 31, 2009, 3:08 pm
and your all gay
Flea - July 26, 2009, 11:13 pm
And the one in the middle is a girl.



TAGS: honeymoons
Rating: 2.38/5

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THE HONEYMOON IS OVER - When your cousin looks this similar to you, it's time to kick her to the curb

TAGS: honeymoon
Rating: 2.22/5

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pro - October 13, 2008, 10:51 am
Wow, thanks! My girlfriend will be soooo happy!
Biffbarf - October 13, 2008, 8:50 am
...they were related
Biffbarf - October 13, 2008, 8:50 am
Pro...You win the prize. A years supply of Anal Lube for picking it out in this pic. I just didn't want to make the poster cap something obv about anal sex and family, Butt it might have been better. The more I looked at this couple, the more it seemed
pro - October 13, 2008, 3:25 am
Hate to rain on your parade (no, I don't), but the funny thing in this pic is the family-size container of anal lube that they forgot to remove before they took the pic and sent it to their relatives.

HONEY,DID U SECURE THE LAUNDRY ? - what else ? land mines ? u know it gets ugly when some one try to steel ur clothes

TAGS: honey did u secure the laundry
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 1:59 am
Pretty bad situation in the country if you need that kind of security for your clothes.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:21 pm
One in a list of "isn't" questions here.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:05 pm
Isn't "Someone" one word?
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 9:57 pm
I'll stick with Zed's nicer assessment of this one. I needn't be me all the time.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 9:49 pm
This would be funnier if you left out the text-speak and learned how to spell.


Food For Thought -

TAGS: think about it honey boo boo mother man single burn
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:39 pm
Thanks steve now I have an image of some poor bugger with a huge skewer up his *ss sizzling like bacon.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:38 pm
What? I'm sure it was fast and almost painless.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:37 pm
You and Steve-O gave me a great laugh...then I cried cuz I didn't have breakfast or a man.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:30 am
No...he was standing over her Rancor Pit...
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 7:11 pm
What, she had him for breakfast?
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.

Mama June -

TAGS: momma june honey boo boo obese camera extra weight
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2014, 9:13 am
Well….how’d I miss this? No, really……. how?
Oldsod - February 19, 2014, 7:04 pm
Probably the camera with the wide-angle lens, which is hopefully NEVER between her and a pizza...or ten...


TAGS: honey bee s viking mead butterfly
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2014, 5:40 pm
Honeybees are an invasive species, imported from Europe, so you're good to go. (as are all the new world plants that survived eons without honeybees)


TAGS: life honey flower money
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - September 10, 2012, 1:11 am
lol... I knew it needs something that I don't have, but I didn't know what...

OH GS - I'm so proud of you for cutting back on your drinking. We even have more room in the fridge!

TAGS: you re welcome honey
Rating: 4.29/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:07 pm
We use Corona as mouthrinse, after a good pull on the Mason Jar
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:05 pm
With corona, I'd make as many trips back to the liquor store as I'd make to the urinal.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:04 pm
12 Corona's?, small load, doesn't even get you started for The Knack of drinking......12 CORONAS!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:53 pm
Gross. I was talking about the beer.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:50 pm
small load, so I did it by hand
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:50 pm
Looks like a delicate load.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:48 pm
Thank you Airman!, but that last one tasted like dirty sock, must have been a Molson. 5L
ICEMAN - March 9, 2010, 8:25 pm
Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are. 5 ice cubes
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 4:19 pm
haha 5L



Birth control -

EFFICIENCY - She always wanted a sports car. I always wanted peace and quiet. 1 old Porsche - brakes = 2 birds 1 stone


TAGS: maybe they just wanted to get away from the honeydos
Rating: 3.06/5

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Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 2:04 am
...over *harsh* terrain... Yeah, spelling is my strong suit, don't ya know.
Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 1:44 am
All that walking over harch terrain and canoeing rough waters just to reach the Pacific Northwest coast in winter...lucky they didn't call it Cape That Was A Fucking Waste of Time.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:15 pm
IT's like...I don't know a extended boys night out. Sorry honey but the GPS didn't work. Gee babe, I mean we were making the map and all. Ummm somebody ate the bread crumbs....



HONEY, PLEASE! - That regurgitated nectar with that floured lard ball? No you di'int!

TAGS: honey please meme
Rating: 2.39/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:41 am
Funny, and surprisingly the only one with this caption to ACTUALLY include honey. Mmmmm, Honey!
Charles - October 5, 2008, 12:14 am
Another good take on this latest MF meme.


CATHOLIC - What a pain in the ass!

TAGS: mahoney
Rating: 2.11/5

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gregduh - July 20, 2009, 1:28 am
well at least im not catholic, im christian but we dont have alterboys haha
Pope Bigdick IV - October 13, 2008, 10:59 am
The Priesthood: For when you absolutely, positively have to molest an altar boy the next day.
pro - October 13, 2008, 3:23 am
Or: quite a mouthful!

HONEY, PLEASE... - This motherboard with THAT quad core ?

BIT-O-HONEY - *SMACK* Bet ya *SMACK* can't eat *SMACK* just *SMACK* one. *SMACK*

TAGS: bit 0 honey candy
Rating: 1.71/5

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BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
It's the stuff that you give back at Halloween
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:05 pm
That's an amsome adjective.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:03 pm
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:02 pm
ot's = it's in failville.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:01 pm
The picture.... ot's been snyderized!

Yum Yum -

Perspective -

TAGS: drones bees honey cubicles comparison
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:11 am
Excellent Observation a 5er
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:01 pm
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:23 am
Cynic,----honeymakers? I have visions of full 'honey trucks' cruising in my head---- Good 1 ! 5 L!


The Honeymoon -

blossom -

HEY GUYS! - I found Honey boo boo's parents!

BUGS BUNNY's ex-girlfriend -

TAGS: looney tunes bugs bunny honey bunny
Rating: 4/5

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HypercatZed - September 12, 2015, 11:43 am
Lola Bunny an onscure character? Are you serious?
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:20 am
Zed! Where did you find this? Honey and Lola are really obscure characters! I only know because I'm married to a 'Toonhead! LOL!
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:16 am
Kat had a full change. Bugs is a cross dresser. Honey and Lola are genetic females. Get it RIGHT E.D.!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2015, 3:05 am
Caitlyn Bunny?